Three Annoying Little Pigs and their Nice Neighbor, the Wolf

Once upon a time there were three little pigs who were kicked out of the pig parents' house because they were so annoying. Thus they had to build houses for themselves. Sure, they could build one house and live together, but these pigs weren't just annoying, they were also stupid. The first little pig built his house out of paper--it was actually newspaper that he found on the neighbor's doorstep. The neighbor was a nice guy--a wolf who was quite handsome and looked a lot like some of us dogs. You can imagine how he felt about having his newspaper stolen so that a pig could use it to build a house in his neighborhood. The second little pig built his house out of cardboard--a refrigerator box to be exact. I don't think I need to tell you that this did not make the neighbors any happier. The third little pig built his house out of cloth--he found a tent and his house was the nicest of the three. The neighbors all got together and asked the wolf to go to the little pigs' houses and try to get them to move to another neighborhood since they were bringing down the property values. The wolf knocked on the first little pig's door--you don't expect houses made of paper to have a doorbell, do you? The little pig said: "who is there", and the wolf said, "it is I, the wolf". The little pig told him that he wasn't home. The wolf then went to the second little pig's house made from the box, and knocked on the door. This time he was told, "I don't owe you any money so get out of here". He went to the third little pig's house and knocked on the door there, and the little pig said: "I gave at the office". Needless to say, the wolf was getting very annoyed so he went to the city and registered a complaint at the zoning department, and the city workers came and condemned the pigs' houses. The moral to this story is: when the wolf comes to the door, the city could be next, or there could be barbeque bacon and ham for dinner.

Demon Flash Bandit (True Story of the Three Little Pigs)

Fran Drescher: Spacenapped!

Actress Fran Drescher, star of The Nanny, says she was kidnapped by space aliens when she was young. I'm sure that many of the humans don't believe her, but this dog has no problem believing that she was spacenapped. I'm not sure which group spacenapped her, but at least she was allowed to return. One never knows what will happen when dealing with space aliens. This is why I think that space aliens should be required to fill in their citizenship status in whatever country they reside. The last thing the humans need is illegal space aliens infiltrating our neighborhoods. They are as bad as the zombie loans that the banks have given out--like anyone wants to live next door to a zombie. We should all write our representatives and tell them that we want space aliens to have to register their citizenship status so we will know they are here, and what planet they are from.

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Spacenapping)