Demon Flash Bandit: Dog Needs Toilet Tank Aquarium!

In my last blog, I mentioned a cool product I found on the Internet that is a toilet tank and an aquarium all in one. I think this is not only a cool product, but a product that a dog would find very entertaining. As I predicted, when I told Mommy I wanted her to order one and have it installed (and I didn't insist she put it in both bathrooms even though that would be a great idea), she told me that the ones in those bathrooms are working just fine, and she sees no need to spend money to replace things that work okay. At least she did agree that it would be cool to have one which makes her a lot more intelligent than some of the other humans--one of which called it (and I quote) "silly". I would order it myself, but it seems that a dog does not get paid for writing a blog (yeah, it seems crazy to me too--I've read some of the blogs written by humans and they aren't even interesting). Anyway, I had one of those moments when a lightbulb goes off over my head. It didn't hurt that I was sitting under a light fixture when it happened, but I knew that I had solved my problem of getting the fish tank toilet. All I have to do is ask my readers to send me money. Here is the address:
Demon Flash Bandit
United States
I'm sure that will be enough for the post office to get the money to me. I'm sure all the humans know who I am, and are probably jealous of my many, many postings which are always better than anything they could write. I am sure that, with all the money coming in, I'll be able to put aquarium toilet tanks in both bathrooms. Mommy said that there are more important things to give money to--like people who are starving and homeless, but I say that if you give a dog a fish toilet, he will be entertained for at least a week. I think that makes donating to my cause far more important than all the other causes out there. Remember, I need to watch fish when I'm laying on the bathroom floor, which happens to be one of the cooler spots in the house in which to lay. Being a husky, I always check to find the coolest spots!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Needs Your Help)

Movie Review: Dark Shadows

After the Michigan ComicCon Saturday, I went to the theatre to see Dark Shadows. Johnny Depp stars as Barnabus Collins in a movie version of a television show from the 70's. Barnabus Collins, a rich and influential man from the 1700's, was turned into a vampire when he did not return the love of a woman who turned out to be a witch. He was chained and buried, and was accidentally dug up in 1972. He returns to his ancestral home (Collinwood) to find the modern day Collins family, and all their problems. The witch who loved him is still around and still wants him to love her, but he loves another. The movie has many funny moments, and it is enjoyable, but I suspect it would have been better had they stuck more to the original Dark Shadows concept. This is why I give it 4 paws up which is about a 7 out of 10 on the human movie scale. It is still very entertaining, and Johnny Depp, as usual, does a great job. I recommend this movie because it is a good way to spend an afternoon or evening.

Demon Flash Bandit (Movie Critic)

Back to the Future With Demon Flash Bandit

Evidently, some physicists think the future can affect the past, and they are doing quantum entanglement experiments in order to check out this theory. You can read more about this at:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/30/quantum-entanglement-experiment-future-past_n_1465517.html?ref=science&icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl16%7Csec3_lnk1%26pLid%3D156806
This tells me that the scientists need to spend less time in the lab and more time at the theatre (or in front of the television). This has already been shown in many movies, but Back to the Future II comes to mind as one of the best examples. After Marty McFly travelled into the past in the first movie (Back to the Future), when he came back to his time, things were different. In the second movie, he had to travel to the future to change the past. This is not only far more entertaining than an experiment in a lab, but even regular humans can understand it--not like all that scientific goobledigook that the scientists are always talking about. If you have not seen the Back to the Future trilogy, I suggest you watch it in its entirity. They are good movies, and it explains physics to regular people. All you have to do is find yourself a Flux capacitor and a vehicle that will go 88 mph because that is the speed that sends you into the past or future.

For those who read my blog yesterday, I want my humans to bid on the Monkeemobile so I can turn it into the Demonflashbanditmobile. I am happy to annouce that this whole quantum entanglement idea shows that, even if I don't get the car now, at a later time in the future, I can change the past so I can get the car. I can already see myself driving the Demonflashbanditmobile. Life is good!

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Time Travel)