Dogs Aren't Messy: We are Creative

Once again, the humans have invented a product that, in my personal opinion, is useless. It is a dog feeding/watering system that is supposed to keep the place where the dog eats clean. You would think that the humans would realize that a dog's purpose in life is to make messes. Of course, they aren't really messes, but they are interior decorating masterpieces. The humans do not have any sense of style or good taste so they have bland rooms that us dogs find boring. Besides, some food, dropped in strategic places makes for good snacking later on when a dog gets hungry. I do not know why the humans put so much time and effort into inventing such useless products when they could better spend their time giving their dogs tummy rubs. I would share the link, but I don't want it to fall into the paws of the humans who might actually order the item.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dogs Are Not Messy--We are Decorating)

Car Color On Which Birds Prefer to Poop

Since it is summertime, I am going to write about a subject that is important to many of the humans--and that subject is clean cars. Yes, some of the humans go to a great deal of work and expense to keep their cars clean. This makes them feel good to drive around in a clean car. Do the cars stay clean and who is the major culprit in getting them dirty? This is an important question. I'm sure may of you are thinking, isn't it dirt and dust on the highway causing them to get dirty, Mr. Bandit? Sure, there is dust and occasional dirt that, when wet, becomes mud on the highway that does get a car dirty. However, you can wash a car and leave it sitting in your driveway and it can get dirty thanks to the work of my own personal enemy, the birds!!! Sure, you may not realize that birds are the enemy, but believe me, they are! In fact, some humans did a study to find out whether birds prefer to drop their bird bombs on certain color cars, and they do. They prefer to poop on red cars. I don't know about the rest of you, but I hate seeing bird poop on my car. Sometimes they even go beyond the car. The other day I found bird poop in the chair on the porch that I like to sit on.....they know I hate them, and they were after MY chair. You can sit around thinking birds are okay, but if you do, then you are part of the problem. Birds will continue their bombing missions until a concerted effort by humans, dogs, and cats cause them to stop. Remember, you can do something to stop birds from pooping. Dead birds drop no bombs! Dogs, get to work...you can kill a bird and have a snack at the same time. Just ask cats-they've been doing it for years. For those who would like to read the bird poop on car color story, here is the link:
http://www.autoblog.com/2012/06/21/these-car-colors-attract-the-most-bird-poop/
Thanks for reading, and remember, the birds you kill won't poop on your car!

Demon Flash Bandit (Car Color On Which Birds Prefer to Poop)