RED and Marmaduke: Movie Reviews

Mommy went to see a movie yesterday, and I asked her to do a quick review of it for my readers. The movie was RED. She said it was a good movie about some retired spies who had to go back to work to solve a problem. Then she said it was blah blah blah......okay, that is not officially what she said, but how good can a movie be with no dogs in it? When I learned that there were no dogs, I immediately rated it as ND--a No Dog movie. Who would want to see it? I'm amazed she wasted her time and money going to see it? Then she actually said it was good....it takes so little to please the humans.

Mommy did buy the combo (blu-ray and dvd) of the movie Marmaduke so Angel Zoom Smokey and myself got to see it. I recommend it highly. Dogs were the stars of the movie. There was even a husky in the movie! It has everything you would want to see in a movie--a Great Dane, a Collie, a Siberian Husky, a Chinese Crested, a Beagle, etc. It has my vote for the Oscar for best picture of the year. I also hope to see the cast up for some Oscars--not the humans of course, but the dogs. Marmaduke easily gave the best actor performance of the year. I laughed, I was on the edge of my paws, I munched on a rawhide bone. It was a GREAT movie with a GREAT dane in it. What more could a human want to see in a movie. I give it my 4 paws up and a wagging tail award--it doesn't get any better than that.

Demon Flash Bandit (Movie Reviews)

Must See Movie. Cats and Dogs: Revenge of Kitty Galore

Mommy went to see a movie yesterday; and of course, there was no problem with deciding which movie to see: it was Cats and Dogs 2: The Revenge of Kitty Galore. I would have liked to review this movie for my readers, but I was unable to because dogs are not allowed in theatres. I ran for President in 2008 to end this type of discrimination against dogs, but as my pals are well aware, the election was rigged in favor of the humans. My dog pals had to bring a pencil to write in my name--they left it off the ballots---can you believe it? However, the constant discrimination against myself and my fellow dogs is a topic for another blog. I know my readers want to know how the movie turned out. The plot of the movie was that one rogue cat agent, Kitty Galore, came up with an evil plan to make dogs and humans lose their bond of love. The other cats then teamed up with dogs to stop Kitty Galore because cats love their humans as much as dogs do even if many of them don't like to show it. There was also a pigeon. I think he was dinner for the cats after the filming---at least that is what this dog is going to believe. I think birds were created to be dinner. Anyway, it is a good movie for the humans who like dogs and cats. (By the way, dogs and Cats would have been a better title.) I look forward to seeing this movie when it comes out on DVD or blu ray. I think the humans should spring for the blu ray. We dogs are so good looking that hi def is always a good plan.

Demon Flash Bandit (Movie Critic)

Demon Flash Bandit: Movie Critic

Is it already time for another blog posting? Does the Internet not realize that a dog has better things to do with his time? I'm sitting here at the computer writing when there are dog butts that I could be sniffing. I have always said that the humans would be fooled a lot less often by other humans is they practiced smelling the other humans' butts when they meet. It works for us dogs.

Angel Zoom Smokey and myself settled in with Mommy yesterday to watch the movie, Observe and Report, and this dog has to admit that this is one movie that I'm glad dogs weren't allowed into the theatre to see. Mommy watched the whole thing and said she didn't like it. Angel Zoom Smokey and myself bailed after about half an hour. I would much rather have a bath than be forced to waste my time watching such a bad movie.

On the subject of movies, this dog has decided that I should be hired as a movie critic. To my knowledge, there are no other dogs who are movie critics. The really great part of my plan is that no theatre could refuse to allow me in to see a movie if I am a critic. If only I had thought of this in time to see Cats and Dogs 2: The Revenge of Kitty Galore. I've seen the trailers and this looks like it is the best movie of the year up until now.

Demon Flash Bandit (Movie Critic)