Sharing Movie and Commerical Reviews

Now that the holidays are over, this dog has been catching up on my rest. Working toward a college degree in napping is a lot harder than you might think. However, this dog will not allow difficulty to interfere with reaching my goal.

During the holidays I watched several movies with my humans so I think I should share a movie review with my readers. Centurion was one of the movies I watched. It is about the Romans and their difficulties in trying to take over northern England. It was a good movie if you like historical type movies. There were dogs in the movie, but none of them had starring roles--they were mostly extras. I think the movie could have been improved if they had given some of the dogs more important roles.

I want to mention the cool commercial Minute Maid is airing for their Energy Juice. The children in a classroom are telling their teacher that the class rabbit is sick. The teacher doesn't do much of anything until he drinks some Minute Maid Energy Juice, and then he uses the static electricity in 2 balloons to bring the rabbit back to life. Judging from this commercial, all hospital Emergency Rooms should be stocked with Minutes Maid Energy Juice and balloons.

The Internet news reports that 1,000 dead birds fell from the sky in Arkansas which means that the new year is starting out well for me. I couldn't have asked for better news. I have been warning the humans about the birds and their evil plans since I was a puppy. Lucky for me (and the civilized world), I understand bird. I have listened to many of their evil plans; but they had no idea that a dog could understand them. However, you try to warn the humans, they don't listen. It is very frustrating for me so it is nice to see dead birds dropping from the sky. Someone out there must be reading my warnings.

I hope that everyone is having a nice day, and getting plenty of rest. Speaking of rest, it is time to get back to my homework......college is so demanding!

Demon Flash Bandit (Movie and Advertising Critic)

Enjoy the Last of 2010

Since tomorrow is the last day of 2010, that means that many of the humans will be making New Year's resolutions that will involve them giving up some of their bad habits. This means that today and tomorrow are the last days to enjoy those bad habits before the big day of giving them up so I suggest that you enjoy today and tomorrow. Of course, for most of the humans, the "good behavior" will last about a day and a half, but that can be a very long 36 hours. I haven 't met any dogs who worry about such silly things. Perhaps it is because we are perfect so there is no room for improvement except of course, for getting a better education. This is why I am pursuing a college degree in napping.

Some areas of the United States are digging out of major blizzards which missed our area, and only gave us a couple of inches of the delightful snow which we sled dogs love so much. Sure, my humans are pleased, but they are stupid and don't like snow. I guess it is about time for me to have another chat with Mother Nature. I've had to have chats with her before, and I have come to the conclusion that Mother Nature isn't very intelligent because she isn't listening to this dog. I should not have to waste my time having further meetings with her.

I have to go now. I have an essay to write for Napping 102. College sure keeps a dog busy!

Demon Flash Bandit (Enjoy the Last of 2010)

Why Does a Dog Have to Get up so Early?

The human woke me to write this blog, and I'm not even sure if the sun is out yet. Does she realize it is only 12:30 pm? No wonder I need naps throughout the day when I'm awakened so early to write my blog. Do the humans have nothing better to do than wake a dog? Next they will be expecting a husky to pull a human around in a sled. Don't the humans here realize this dog has better things to do? I have decided to get a college degree in napping so I am trying to do my homework! You would think they would appreciate a dog trying to improve himself.

Speaking of improvement, my human was watching the first season of Caprica. If you ask my opinion, the show might not have been cancelled if they had been "inventing" a robot dog instead of a robot "human". How do they expect to get the audience to watch if there aren't enough dogs on the show. I do applaud them having a dog on the show, but the dog should have been the star instead of having such a small part.

I spent some time yesterday admiring my tail, which happens to be lovely. We huskies do have pretty tails. I bet the humans are jealous that they don't have tails like us dogs. I better stop mentioning it since, if there are humans reading this, I would hate to make them feel bad about not having a tail.

Now that I have written some stuff, I can get back to my nap. Pleasant dreams everyone.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Enjoys a Good Nap)