Prehistoric Modern Art

After much searching, I have found prehistoric vomit in a cave in South America. I think this is the earliest version of "modern art" ever discovered. Clearly, this was a piece of art about a bird. Some ancient human thought of a bird, and that thought alone made him vomit. And then voila, ART! I don't think I could have made a better painting myself. Additionally Spot (one of my doggy art students) said the art piece was "yummy". Sadly, because of Spot, I can no longer share my discovery with the world-at least not until Spot has to take the Browns to the Superbowl. However, I will continue to try to "dig" up more ancient art to share with the humans. I think it is important for them to see what kind of art their human ancestors enjoyed.

Demon Flash Bandit (Professor of Dog Art)

Best Sports Event of the Year: The Puppy Bowl!

For those of you who aren't planning to watch the Superbowl, I have a perfect event for you to watch. In fact, if I were planning to watch the Superbowl, which I'm not, I would skip the Superbowl in order to watch this event. The event is going to be broadcast on Animal Planet February 6, 2011 at 3:00 pm Eastern Standard time and 4:00 pm Central Standard time. That event is Puppy Bowl VII. Puppies play in a model stadium on a football field. I can tell you that the puppies are far more entertaining that those silly humans who play for the Superbowl. For those who enjoy watching the cheerleaders, the cheerleaders at the Puppy Bowl are bunnies. Kittens do a half time show. No puppy over the age of 4 months is allowed to play. Last year's Puppy Bowl included a blimp piloted by hamsters. Millions will be watching this event, and I know you wouldn't want to miss it. For those who missed past Puppy Bowls, you can get them on dvd at this website, http://store.discovery.com/?v=animal-planet_shows_puppy-bowl&ecid=PRF-TV1-400034&pa=PRF-TV1-400034

These dvds can be watched repeatedly by those with good taste in entertainment. For those of you who decide to watch the human Superbowl, I feel sorry for you. The puppies are so much cuter!!!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Loves the Puppy Bowl)