Legal Contract

It has come to my attention that there are many dogs reading this who do not have a legal contract with their humans.   There was a time when a dog and his or her humans did not bother with legal contracts.  Things are more complicated now.  In the olden days, life was simpler.  Dogs were happy chasing a Frisbee, and living with the humans in their house.  In fact. living inside was the ultimate holy grail of dogdom.  Things are more complicated because so many families don't stay together anymore.  Sometimes those breakups can effect a dog's life.  Besides, a contract can be a good thing.  As a public service to all the dogs who read my blog, I am going to share my contract.  All you have to do is substitute your name and that of your humans.

Here is the contract:

  I, Demon Flash Bandit,  being a totally awesome dog who any human would be thrilled to have as a companion, enter a legal agreement with Humom, William and Jeffrey.  The humans agree to put Demon in charge of the household.  They recognize   that dogs are superior to humans.  If the pack ever breaks up, Demon gets to choose with whom to join.  Demon will continue to be in charge of the new pack.  The humans will provide Demon with the food and treats he prefers.  Both parties agree to  this contract with a signature or a pawprint.

Demon Flash Bandit

Walkys

As I was taking a walky, I met another dog who was also taking a walky.  We were
   trying to make friends, but the humans pulled us away from each other.   I am always happy to meet a new friend.  However, the humans require a lot of attention. They need to go on walkys to use up some of their eccess energy.  Otherwise, they get into trouble.  I am not complaining.  I happen to enjoy the walkys too.  I do want to remind the dogs reading this to be careful on walks not to let go of the leash.  The humans cannot be trusted off leash.i am sure there are dogs that wonder if humans are worth the trouble.  I recommend getting a human. They are worth the extra work.

Demon Flash Bandit

Demon Flash Bandit Show

https://www.youtube.com/#/watch?v=IUw7_73aNbQ



I am sharing a video I have shared in the past on my blog. This is posted on my brother, Jeff's channel starring Angel and me.  I am the dog with blue eyes.  Angel has brown eyes.

Dogs: The Broadway Musical

At the Neil Simon Theatre, in NYC,  there is a musical show called Cats being performed by humans dressed as cats.   This show has been boring the humans for a long time.  The ticket prices start at $59.00.  Can you believe it?  That is an enormous amount of money to watch a bunch of cats jumping around  and meowing.   I like cats, but they are not interesting to watch.  I do enjoy watching them kill birds and mice, but that is the only thing cats do that is useful.  Mostly they just hang out with their humans when they are in the mood.  From their behavior, I am not sure they  like their humans.  They also tend to be very picky about food.

On the other paw, it would make more sense to have a show about dogs.  Dogs are interesting and we love our humans.  How many cats jump on their humans as a gesture of love when they have been separated for more than 10 minutes.  Does a cat kiss their humans enthusiastically when their humans return?  I would pay  more for a show about dogs.  When do we dogs get our show on Broadway.?   I want to see the musical, Dogs.

Demon Flash Bandit

Bye Bye, Birdies!

Birds are evil.  I have written numerous blogs on the subject.  Evidently my humom has not been reading what she types or she is unable to comprehend what she reads.  She bought a copper bird feeder and birdseed to hang outside the house.  She thought I would enjoy watching the birds from my vantage point on the couch in front of the big window.  I am wondering if humom lost the little mind she has left.  I am going to look for hudad's air pistol, open the window, and shoot bbs at the evil birds.  A dog can take the humans most stupid actions and salvage them jnto somethihg good. Bye bye birdies!

Demon Flash Bandit

Angel is Annoyed

Angel Zoom Smokey was perusing some sales ads from the newspaper.  She went running to show it to humon.  Angel was so excited  because our local Rural King store is going to have a free hot got day.  I don't like hot dogs, but that is all Angel can talk about.  She thinks they will give her at least 20, maybe even 30.    I could tell her that the store is probably only giving hot dogs to the humans but I can'tbe he one to break her heatt.

Demon Flash Bandit

The Cow Jumped Over the Moon

Hey Diddle Diddle,
The Cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon
The little dog laughed to see such a sight,
and the dish ran away with the spoon.

A simple child's fairy tale or a government cover up?  You might ask, why a government cover up?  It would be an embarrassment for the humans who spent millions of dollars on the space race in the twentieth century.  

I passed by a pasture that had some cows and a couple of horses grazing on the grass.  I like both animals.  I suspect they are part of the dog family.  I spotted my long time friend, Elsie T. (the) Cow, Carrie O'Leary, and June the cow who jumped over the moon.   The tranquil scene reminded me of the nursery rhyme above.

Since  June jumped over the moon many years before the space race, I decided to ask her some questions.  She said that NASA knew about her feat.  It cost her nothing.  NASA humans spent million on the project.  If I was part of NASA, I would feel stupid.

At the time, the humans paid no attention to the cow's accomplishment.  They were to  busy chasing the dish and spoon.  The dog was laughing at the humans.  Silly humans!

Demon Flash Bandit