Were Founding Fathers Cartoon Characters?

I had to check out a new smell in Mommy's purse yesterday. It was one of my favorite of the human smells--that of money. Yeah, Mommy actually had some of the green paper United States currency in her wallet. I was looking through the bills and I realized something interesting about the "founding fathers" of the United States. They are all cartoon characters! I first noticed it on the $20.00 bill. It has Andrew Jackson, and I was amazed at how much he looks like that alien, Roger, from American Dad. The American Dad creators could have used Andrew Jackson as the model for Roger....put a wig on Roger and see if you don't think he looks like Andrew Jackson. This caused me to examine other bills to see if there was a pattern, and sure enough, there was. George Washington, on the $1.00 bill looks like the Tasmanian Devil. The $5.00 bill has Abraham Lincoln, and don't tell me that he does not bear a striking resemblance to Daffy Duck! The $10.00 bill is supposed to be Hamilton, but I think it is Foghorn Leghorn. The $100.00 bill has Porky Pig on it even though it is supposed to be Benjamin Franklin. The $50.00 bill which supposedly has Grant is actually Elmer Fudd. Perhaps it is a coincidence, but I suspect that there is more to this than the mint wants us to know. Either our "founding fathers" were cartoon characters or the cartoon characters were drawn to look like them. I do think that cartoon character founding fathers would explain why so many people elect stupid people into office. They have been trained to do so because they think the politicians should be cartoon characters! No wonder it is so hard for a dog to win an election....we are way too smart to be taken seriously!

Demon Flash Bandit (Political Observation)

My Humans Aren't Rich or Famous

My humans are neither rich nor famous so I am not among the pets who live a luxurious lifestyle. I can't even get my humans to spring for the fish tank toilet I suggested in my blog of a couple of days ago. However, I do love my humans anyway. I do think that they could work a bit harder at becoming rich and famous so that I, Demon Flash Bandit, could live a more interesting lifestyle, but I have to remember--they are humans and I can't expect too much from them. It isn't like they are dogs! For those who would like to read about pets who have rich, and/or famous humans and have more fun than me, here is a link:
http://www.petsbest.com/pet-insurance-articles/rich-and-famous-pets

Of course, since one of my favorite hobbies is napping, I don't think it matters if my humans are rich and/or famous. Naptime is about the same no matter what your economic status.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Whose Humans Aren't Rich or Famous)

Purpose of Stonehenge

It turns out that one of the humans thinks that he has the answer to why Stonehenge was built in Great Britain. He says it has to do with sound. Here is the article for those who want to read about it:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/16/stonehenge-inspired-by-sound-illusion_n_1283464.html?ref=science&icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D136505

This dog knows the real reason that Stonehenge was built. Many years ago, the humans got together and tried to come up with an idea to make life more interesting. Of course, they had to get some dogs to lead the meeting because everyone knows that dogs are the ones with the genius ideas--not the humans. The dogs suggested that they make a big park, but add some giant rocks. The rocks would make interesting scenery, and also be great to pee on. We dogs do get tired of peeing on trees. In addition, the stones, being big and unusual, would make a great tourist attraction, and bring added money into the local economy. Obviously, the dogs had a great idea because those rocks are still attracting tourists from all over the world. Without the rocks, Stonehenge would be just another field full of grass. For those of you who have been to Stonehenge in person, thank the next dog you see because, without dogs, there would be no Stonehenge.

Now that you have heard both sides, you can now make your decision on the real purpose of Stonehenge, and if you are intelligent, you will choose the dog's side of the story!

Demon Flash Bandit (Relating the Story of Stonehenge)

I Want to Drive a Race Car!

I was recently watching a car race, and I realized that what the race really needs is drivers like myself who are dogs. I happen to be an excellent driver--not like the stupid cat on Saturday Live named Toonses who is always driving off a cliff. You can't trust cats to drive a car. The real advantage to having dogs as race car drivers is that we are so handsome that we would make super great people to endorse the products that sponsor the race. Who could resist buying something when a dog is telling you that it is a great product? I know I couldn't. Therefore, it is about time the humans were replaced by dogs. We would make the races far more interesting to watch.

Demon Flash Bandit (Future Race Car Driver)