My Paws Are Handsome!

Now some of the humans are getting plastic surgery done on their toes because their toes are "too fat". I guess if the humans are dumb enough to go through that kind of expense and pain to have better looking toes, it does not matter to me. However, you know it won't be long until they will look at a dog's paws and decide we need to have plastic surgery to make our paws look better. I happen to have handsome paws, and I would not allow a vet to do any plastic surgery on my paws. My paws work good too. I've been walking on them since I was a puppy. Humans are the ones who get obsessed with silly things like fat toes. I have yet to hear a dog upset over the size of his paws! Here is the link for those who want to read more about the toe surgery:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/11/plastic-surgery-toes-feet-toebesity_n_1665347.html

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog With Handsome Paws)

Hank the Cat T-Shirts

Some of my readers may be wondering how the senate race is going for Hank the Cat. He now has election t-shirts that the humans can order and wear to show they are behind him. One of my doggy pals told me you have to get behind a cat otherwise they might scratch you with their claws, and it is easier to give them a good kick in the behind if you are behind them. Personally, I like cats, and have never needed to give one a kick in the behind. Here is the latest on Hank for those who might be interested in reading about his campaign or buying a t-shirt.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/25/hank-for-senate-t-shirts-virginia-cat_n_1378718.html#s812471&title=Hank_for_Senate
I want to remind my readers that I am having a contest to give away a t-shirt with my photo on it, and all you have to do is leave a comment on one of my blogs between March 15 and April 15. You can also send me a pawmail asking to be entered at http://www.dogster.com/ It is open to dogs (or humans) in the United States and Canada. However. Personally, I think my shirt looks a lot better than Hanks, but that is because I happen to be a handsome dog, and Hank is a cat...and he looks like a cat. Let's face it, dogs are better looking!

Demon Flash Bandit (Hank the Cat for Senate T-Shirt)

I Want to Drive a Race Car!

I was recently watching a car race, and I realized that what the race really needs is drivers like myself who are dogs. I happen to be an excellent driver--not like the stupid cat on Saturday Live named Toonses who is always driving off a cliff. You can't trust cats to drive a car. The real advantage to having dogs as race car drivers is that we are so handsome that we would make super great people to endorse the products that sponsor the race. Who could resist buying something when a dog is telling you that it is a great product? I know I couldn't. Therefore, it is about time the humans were replaced by dogs. We would make the races far more interesting to watch.

Demon Flash Bandit (Future Race Car Driver)