Star Trek Theme Park To Be Built

I saw some exciting news today from Jordon. A new 'Star Trek' theme park will be opening there in the future. Since I am a fan of Star Trek, this dog thinks it would make a cool place to visit. I'm hoping that it will allow dogs since one of the Star Trek's main stars and also the captain on the television show, Star Trek Enterprise, was Porthos---and Porthos is a dog. I know some of the humans are going to say that Porthos was not captain in that show, that it was some human named Archer, but do you really think Star Fleet would put a human in such an important career? In fact, all the "captains" were dogs. In earlier shows, they didn't mention the dogs because a lot of humans watch those shows and they didn't think the humans years ago could handle the truth. Anyway, I hope that I can attend this park because I know I would have a great time there. It is about time the humans decided to build a park dedicated to Star Trek. I wonder if a dog suggested it. Most of the "humans" best ideas come from their dogs. For those who are interested and would like to read more about it, I am going to share the web address so you can read more about the details of the park.
http://overheadbin.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/08/02/7231997-star-trek-theme-park-to-arrive-in-the-near-future?gt1=43001

I read that it is supposed to be hot in a lot of areas of the United States. I hope everyone remembers to drink a lot of liquids and try to stay in where it is cooler. It is days like today when I really appreciate the dog who invented air conditioning!

Demon Flash Bandit (Star Trek Theme Park Is Cool Idea)

The Only Good Flea is a Toy Flea

Fleas are the most useless things on the planet. I don't like them. Other dogs don't like them, and most humans don't like them. This brings me to my subject for today. Since fleas are annoying, useless pests, why do the humans have flea markets? I can think of no good reason to buy or sell fleas. I know I wouldn't buy a flea, and I can't think of anyone in their right mind who would. To be fair, I'm not quite sure that the markets sell fleas, but what kind of marketing concept is it to name a market after such an annoying pest? I know you can sell some of the humans almost anything, but you would think that even the humans would hear the words, flea market, and think that perhaps there are better places in which to shop. I would like to be able to report that my humans have never been to a flea market, but I'm sure at some point in their lives they have been to one. I have even heard Mommy say that Orlando, Florida has flea markets that sell only new stuff, are indoors, have air conditioning, and are open throughout the week. I suppose that is impressive since most flea markets don't have quite that level of shopping comfort. If you ask my opinion, if you must buy a flea, Amazon has some stuffed sqeaky dog toy fleas which (at the moment) are on sale for a mere $7.94. I think the stuffed variety is the only kind of flea that anyone should even consider buying. I used to have one (it met a fate that any dog would be happy to see a flea meet), and it was a fun toy. Skip the flea market and order the flea from Amazon right from your computer. You'll be glad you did!

Demon Flash Bandit (Only Good Flea is Flea Dog Toy)