T-Shirt Prize Announcement!

Today I have a big announcement to make--the winner of the ultra cool Demon Flash Bandit t-shirt is (howling and drum roll here) FINLEY!!!! Finley, get in touch with me at demonflashbandit@gmail.com to make arrangements for me to ship you your prize. I know this is probably the most exciting news you have ever had in your life. I hope that you enjoy the shirt. I'm sorry it took a couple of days to announce it, but I had to get my lazy human to get all the names from the comments on here and the pawmail on dogster, and all us dogs know how hard it is to motivate the humans to get things done! I've said it many times, if my human didn't work free, I would fire her. She had to write down all the names on separate sheets of paper so they could be drawn out of a hat. It was very low tech, but that method has worked for years so is it okay to use it for a contest. Thanks to everyone who participated, and I might be giving another one away soon so keep watching for your chance to win!

Mother Nature has once again went nuts around here, but this dog is not complaining. It was so warm here last month that I was afraid that it would be 100 F by this month, but it is actually cool so I am very happy about that. I really think that I could easily solve this whole global warming problem by getting rid of those rotten birds who cause it, and also by replacing Mother Nature who is obviously old and senile. You would think the humans could solve such an easy problem. This is why dogs should be running the world.

Demon Flash Bandit (Mother Nature Needs to be Replaced)

Happy St. Patrick's Day and Blog Contest

Happy St. Patricks Day to all my readers and may you have all the bones your heart desires! It is a very warm day here where I live which is kind of unusual for my area so my humans are enjoying it. Personally, I would prefer it be cold.

For those of you who have seen the movie, Inception, this blog reminds me of that movie. I was taking a nap yesterday, and I dreamed that I was taking a nap. In my dream, I was also taking a nap. I might add that it was a really good nap, and I woke up feeling completely refreshed--like I had a really good nap--or naps if you count the naps I was dreaming about. It is so much better than dreaming about doing stuff and waking up tired after sleeping.

Don't forget my blog contest. A t-shirt with my photo on it has to be the coolest prize ever. Be sure and enter by leaving a comment on my blog entries from Mar. 15-April 15. You can also enter by sending me a pawmail with you name on www.dogster.com.

I hope everyone is having a nice weekend and a good St. Patrick's Day!

Demon Flash Bandit (Happy St. Patrick's Day)

Today I have some exciting news for my readers. This photo above is a t-shirt that I am giving away to one of my lucky blog readers. I know how exciting this is for my readers--to have a chance to show that you know the famous blogger, Demon Flash Bandit by wearing my face on a shirt! Since I enjoy making my readers smile, this is what you can do in order to enter for a chance to win this wonderful t-shirt. Whenever you post a comment on this blog, you are automatically entered to win the shirt. Since I also write a diary on www.dogster.com and some of my readers also read my diary entries, those who want to post an entry on dogster can pawmail me their name and it will also be an entry. One lucky person will win the t-shirt on April 15 which gives everyone a month to enter. By the way, for those living in the United States, this is also something that might make income tax time a bit more enjoyable. This contest is open to citizens of the United States and Canada. Now for the boring details about the shirt. It is a men's XLarge. It is white, and it is Anvil brand. It says Demon Flash Bandit, Dog Blogger on it. I am speaking from a totally unbiased viewpoint, but I happen to think that this is the most exciting contest on the Internet.

Now it is time to talk about my blog topic for the day. The big sled dog race in Alaska, Iditarod has just occurred, and because I am a "sled dog", I find this race very exciting. I have never pulled a sled or taken part in such a contest, but a dog can dream. Today I was napping and I dreamed that I was running in the big Iditarod race. I took about 10 steps, my paws got cold, I decided I wanted to get a bite to eat so I jumped in the nearest car and drove to McDonalds where I ordered some burgers. Yes, it was a good dream. I have decided that racing in snow is not fun thanks to that dream. Besides a dog can get his paws dirty doing things like that.

Demon Flash Bandit (Now On A Shirt!)