Showing posts with label Captain Kirk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Captain Kirk. Show all posts

Friday, August 19, 2011

M&Ms in Space!

I'm sorry about not writing a blog yesterday. I have a human secretary, and she had "something important to do yesterday". What could be more important than staying home and writing my blog? Next she will be expecting to go on vacation. This dog did not say anything about vacations when I hired my human. It isn't that I'm against vacations as long as I get to go along. However, I am not about to say anything about a "paid vacation" since I have no intention of paying my humans to work for me. I have important things to do with my money--like buying dingo bones and treats. I have forgiven my secretary since she did come home with McDonalds hamburgers for Angel Zoom Smokey and myself along with some delicious human peanut butter cookies and dingo bones. At least she knows how to buy our affection!

In my last blog, I wrote about the collectible Star Trek Captain Kirk M&M. After I wrote the blog, I started thinking about how maybe that is the "real" Captain Kirk. Perhaps he wasn't human at all, but he was actually a big M&M. I can't think of a better ambassador of good will throughout the galaxy than a giant M&M. Sure, I guess you could have someone like Twinkie the Kid, the Keebler Elf, or Captain Crunch represent Earth, but an M&M is still an excellent choice. There have been many brave M&Ms in space that remind me of characters from the movie Star Wars. I have an address for you to watch a M&Ms commercial in which they are characters from the Addams Family television show. The address is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxyWWJe_7wo This causes me to conclude that it is really M&Ms that are "running the universe", and humans are copying them. If you ask this dog, the humans aren't doing a great job of mimicking the M&Ms. I wonder if the M&Ms are going to end up getting mad and annihilating the humans. I hope not since we dogs do tend to like the humans even if they are silly. We like M&Ms too, but for a totally different reason. It is our taste buds that like M&Ms!

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing M&M candies)

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Marley and Me: The Puppy Wants a M&M

I have found a "must-have" item for the Star Trek fan. That item is an M&M dressed up as Captain Kirk from Star Trek. Here is the web address where you can find this item:
http://www.hamiltoncollection.com/products/904316001_mms-star-trek-figurine.html?searchTerm=M%20and%20M%20Captain%20Kirk&N=9054
You can tell the humans to order it for your Star Trek collection, and if it winds up in your tummy, you can't help it because you are a dog, and dogs like to eat things. I know the humans say you can't have chocolate because you are a dog, but it is just one M&M. I've found it is better not to ask the humans since they might say no, and no is not what I want to hear. LOL

The humans and myself just finished watching the new direct to dvd movie, Marley and Me: the Puppy Years. It was an okay movie, but my humans didn't like the fact that they used the "Marley and Me" name on a movie that really seemed to have very little to do with the real "Marley and Me" movie. Marley was being watched by another family while his humans were on an assignment. I think it was a bit unrealistic since most humans aren't going to volunteerily watch a puppy who is causing so much trouble around the house. However, the movie did have a lot of dogs in it, and even an appearance by my stunt double, Phantom Fast Snowman's relative so it was still an enjoyable movie.

I've got to go now and get back to my napping.

Demon Flash Bandit (Ordering my Own M&M Captain Kirk)