Saturday, July 18, 2015

War With Birds

As usual, I am receiving many inquiries about the war in Afghanistan or wherever our troops are at the moment. I don't really see the need in humans fighting other humans when that fire power could be better used to kill birds!  Once I am Preident, the war of bird aggression will begin.  Personally, I am okay with squirrels, but if dogs of the terrier persuasion
want to chase squirrels, I am okay with it.

I plan to put General Fuzzybutt the cat in charge of the artillery.  Those cats show no mercy.  Cats hate birds as much as I do.  It is a battlefield promotion for Fuzzybutt.

Demon Flash Bandit ( Birds Are Evil)

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