Monday, June 1, 2015

School Dog Days

School days,school days,
Dear old golden rule days,
Readin' and 'ritong' and 'rithmetic
Taught to the tune of a doggy's bowls.

For those familiar with that old song, you may bark, where is the hickory stick?  The answer:  the class dog is chewing on it.  Yes, the schools should have dogs. I think schools need dogs in the classrooms.  Human puppies need wisdom and humans just aren't as smart as dogs so why are the humans trying to impart wisdom they don't possess?  Besides, we dogs can teach and entertain at the same time.  The most important thing for a human puppy to learn is how to treat dogs.  You would think that human adults would know fundamental things (for example, bacon is for dogs).  Since humans are such slow learners, their training should start when they are hupuppies.  Besides, dogs are also fun to play with at recess.  Yes, dogs should  be in every classroom to teachhupuppres the important lessons!

Demon Flash Bandit (Imparting Wisdom)

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