Zombie Apocalypse

The United States Department of Homeland Security has warned citizens to be on the lookout for a zombie apocalypse. Sure, it may sound silly, but according to them, the preparation needed in order to get ready for a zombie apocalypse is the same preparation needed for other problems like hurricanes. My question is: why not just tell the humans to prepare for a possible weather emergency? It would make a lot more sense and would be taken a lot more seriously. This brings me to my own personal Demon Flash Bandit conspiracy theory. Considering that recently, in the news, a man was found chewing the face off another man in Florida and that event was supposedly caused by some kind of drug the hungry guy took. Does it not sound reasonable that perhaps there are zombies out there just waiting for chow down on everyone? I'm guessing other humans have taken the same drug. The government probably does not want to alarm everyone so they are preparing everyone for a zombie apocalypse because they know that eventually, the zombies will be attacking. Of course, they can't fool us dogs--we are too smart for them. If zombies do take over, I plan to teach them how to cook for a dog, and let them take care of me. We dogs are very resilient. For those who want to read more about the warning, here is the link:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/06/homeland-security-warns-the-zombies-are-coming_n_1862768.html
Demon Flash Bandit (Zombie Apocalypse)

Zombie Apocalypse Insurance

Sometimes a dog has to spend some time getting his business affairs in order. Sure, it is a boring task, but nonetheless, a task that must be done from time to time. It is also a time when a dog has to decide whether he needs to purchase more insurance or if the amount of insurance he already has is sufficient. This is when I realized that if there is ever an attack by zombies, I am not covered for any damages that I incur due to the zombies. Because I have talked to other dogs, and found out that none of them have zombie insurance, I am writing this blog in order to make sure that all my readers will make sure they sign up for a policy. Don't assume that your other insurance will cover damage caused by zombies. I'm sure they probably have a clause that gets them out of paying for that kind of damage. Be sure and go to this site:
http://www.zaico.com/coverage.html
When you sign up for zombie insurance, you no longer have to worry because, if zombies take over, you are covered financially for any and all damages they cause. I know it makes me sleep better at night. If I hear a garbage can knocked over, and I realize that a zombie might be running around the neighborhood; I can close my eyes and remember that I am insured for any and all damaged done by zombies.

Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Zombie Insurance)