The United States Department of Homeland Security has warned citizens to be on the lookout for a zombie apocalypse. Sure, it may sound silly, but according to them, the preparation needed in order to get ready for a zombie apocalypse is the same preparation needed for other problems like hurricanes. My question is: why not just tell the humans to prepare for a possible weather emergency? It would make a lot more sense and would be taken a lot more seriously. This brings me to my own personal Demon Flash Bandit conspiracy theory. Considering that recently, in the news, a man was found chewing the face off another man in Florida and that event was supposedly caused by some kind of drug the hungry guy took. Does it not sound reasonable that perhaps there are zombies out there just waiting for chow down on everyone? I'm guessing other humans have taken the same drug. The government probably does not want to alarm everyone so they are preparing everyone for a zombie apocalypse because they know that eventually, the zombies will be attacking. Of course, they can't fool us dogs--we are too smart for them. If zombies do take over, I plan to teach them how to cook for a dog, and let them take care of me. We dogs are very resilient. For those who want to read more about the warning, here is the link:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/06/homeland-security-warns-the-zombies-are-coming_n_1862768.html
Demon Flash Bandit (Zombie Apocalypse)
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Saturday, September 8, 2012
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
One of My Dog Friends Has a Website!!!!!
One of my doggy pals is a business dog who owns a webstore that I want to share with my readers. The address is:
http://www.apawfectdog.com/ In fact, it is a great site to visit because there is more to it than just a store. Be sure and stop in and visit. By the way, Destiny has a dog partner named Chance. If you are a dog reading this, I'm sure you would love to try some of the treats. You know that a business is run well when it is owned by a dog. The humans just don't have the dog sense to run a business properly.
I checked over the news today, and I was one angry dog!!! I have written a couple of blogs in the last week explaining how birds have caused all the earthquakes and hurricanes. I stopped by www.msn.com today and discovered that human "scientists" have given reasons for the weather that encompass everything but the real cause which is birds. I don't know whether scientists have been paid off by birds, if the scientists are birds in disguise (I really doubt that birds are smart enough to get by without being caught), or if the scientists are just stupid. Since they are human, it would not surprise me if they are stupid. I want to know what the doggy scientists have to say because I'm sure that they will agree with me and say that birds are at fault. I hope the planet survives because the humans are so easy for the birds to fool!
Demon Flash Bandit (Upset Over "Weather" News)
http://www.apawfectdog.com/ In fact, it is a great site to visit because there is more to it than just a store. Be sure and stop in and visit. By the way, Destiny has a dog partner named Chance. If you are a dog reading this, I'm sure you would love to try some of the treats. You know that a business is run well when it is owned by a dog. The humans just don't have the dog sense to run a business properly.
I checked over the news today, and I was one angry dog!!! I have written a couple of blogs in the last week explaining how birds have caused all the earthquakes and hurricanes. I stopped by www.msn.com today and discovered that human "scientists" have given reasons for the weather that encompass everything but the real cause which is birds. I don't know whether scientists have been paid off by birds, if the scientists are birds in disguise (I really doubt that birds are smart enough to get by without being caught), or if the scientists are just stupid. Since they are human, it would not surprise me if they are stupid. I want to know what the doggy scientists have to say because I'm sure that they will agree with me and say that birds are at fault. I hope the planet survives because the humans are so easy for the birds to fool!
Demon Flash Bandit (Upset Over "Weather" News)
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