Dogs: Smarter Than the Humans!

Today there is an item in the news about a UFO seen over the skies of St. Petersburg, Russia. If you read the article, a Russian scientist named Sergei Smirnov of the Pulkovo Observatory stated that aliens think the people on Earth are idiots. I think he nailed it on that one. I'm a dog and I know the humans are stupid. I've watched them for years, and I often bark of it with my doggy pals. One of our favorite games to play is "Are you as stupid as a human?" So far, no dog has managed to win that game because the humans are just so much more stupid than us dogs! They don't realize that birds are evil and trying to take over the planet. They walk on their back paws instead of all fours which brings many of them to the emergency room of the hospital when they fall. Some of them don't have pets, and brace yourself, some of them don't have dogs, but they have CATS!!! What is the point of having a pet if that pet is a cat? Do you feed them so that when you are gone from home, the cat can let you know that he doesn't really care that you returned. I don't mind cats, but if I were a human, I would at least want a pet who cares that I have come home if I've got to pay for the cat's food. I could go on and on with how stupid the humans are, but all the dogs reading this know and I don't have to give details. If the humans were smart, companies would not have to put instructions on products like this one: "Warning: Fire in fireplace gets hot...do not put any part of your body in the fire". Yes, the humans do a lot of really stupid things!

For those who would like to read about the UFO over Russia, here is the link:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/27/ufos-invade-skies-above-russia-st-petersburg_n_1457608.html?ref=weird-news&icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl4%7Csec3_lnk3%26pLid%3D156146

Demon Flash Bandit (Dogs: Smarter Than Humans)

I Want a Device that Makes Things Invisible!!!!!

A scientist in Texas is working on some new technology that can actually make items invisible. This has me so excited that I've been doing the happy dance around the house for the past hour! I'm hoping that this technology will be available soon so that I can take advantage of it. Obviously, it would have some military advantages, but I want it for a very personal reason. I happen to live in the same house with another Siberian Husky, Angel Zoom Smokey. I like Angel, and enjoy having her around--until I get something special. I keep telling her that we aren't supposed to share our treats, and that all treats are mine. This is because I am the older dog and I was here first. Being an obstinate creature who does not listen to my wisdom (I don't even think she reads my blog), she continues taking one of the treats when I have made it clear that both treats are for me! Last night each of us was handed a dingo bone. My human made a mistake and handed one to Angel when both are supposed to be handed to me. I tried to explain this to Angel Zoom Smokey, but as usual, she laid there chewing on MY dingo bone, and she ate the entire bone. I was so annoyed! However, when I got up this morning and checked over the news, I saw the article about the scientist in Texas who invented this new invisibility invention, and I knew that I need to order one as soon as it is available. The next time Angel gets my dingo bone, I will use the device to make it disappear. Then later, when she isn't around, I will make it reappear and eat it myself. In fact, anytime she annoys me, I can make her disappear. This has to be one of the greatest inventions of all time. I just hope I don't have to wait too long before it is on the market!

Demon Flash Bandit (Needs an Invisibility Device)