Big Foot's Paws are Wheels

I have read about humans hunting for the "elusive" Big Foot (AKA the Abominable Snowman, Sasquatch, and Yeti). They aren't sure if he or she exists, but if he does, Big Foot is supposed to be some kind of creature that isn't yet commonly known to man. If these humans were more informed, they would know that Big Foot is a truck with giant wheels. My humans have seen Big Foot in person or is that truckson? It is a Ford pickup truck and when my brother, William, was young, he was a big fan of Big Foot. He was also fond of tires and had a collection of small ones in the back yard because Mommy wouldn't let him bring them into the house. I guess human Mommies aren't as fond of Big Foot as boys and dogs are. Big Foot can run over and crush a regular car so I can understand how he can seem scary, but he seems to be a rather pleasant truck as far as I can tell. I'm sure he asked the cars he has crushed politely if it is okay for him to drive over them before he did it.

I think I should have my own Big Foot because I think Big Foot is like the sled dog of vehicles, and I think I would have fun driving it. I would also sit tall enough because of the big tires so that I can keep an eye on those evil birds. If not for my exhaustive research for this blog, I might have thought that I was living with Big Foot. My human Daddy had very big paws!!! However, he was not Big Foot because Big Foot is a truck.

Demon Flash Bandit (Revealing the Truth About Big Foot)

I Do Not Have Huge Paws!

I want to announce that the Weekly World News website has announced that there is a Siberian Yeti or "Big Foot". I am a Siberian Husky and those are not my paw prints there. Sure, I have big paws, but not big enough to be called "Big Foot". I hope the "experts" find the imposter who is trying to make me look bad.

It seems that the X-Files in Australia have been lost. Some people may think it is a government conspiracy to avoid telling the humans there about alien spacecraft, but I think it was a deliberate act by a bunch of high school algebra students who were sick and tired of looking for "x".

There was an ad for Bit of Luv in the newspaper Sunday, and the store never got them. I happen to love Bit of Luv so I hope that store gets off its butt and gets some in. It is a shame when a store doesn't have one of a dog's favorite treats!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog With Normal Size Paws)