Dogs Not Allowed In Rental Car--Injustice to Dogs

Today's blog will feature yet another case of dog discrimination by the humans. Mommy's mini van is at the Ford dealer for a recall problem, and while it is there, Ford is providing Mommy with a rental mini van from Enterprise. Mommy likes the car that is provided. I can't give you my opinion of the car because dogs aren't allowed to ride in Enterprise Rental cars. I am thinking of hiring a doggy lawyer to represent Angel Zoom Smokey and myself in a lawsuit against Enterprise. This brings me to another problem---the yellow pages does not have any ads for lawyers who happen to be of the dog persuasion. No wonder the humans treat us like second class citizens. We have no representation. It is about time us dogs make our barks heard. When the legislators were working on a health care plan, it was only for humans. Dogs will not get any kind of national health care. This does not seem fair to this dog, and if necessary, I will run for President in the next election. Perhaps the only way to achieve equality is to change the system. It is about time dogs can go anywhere and do anything. You know the humans know we are better than them and that is why they try to keep us in the doghouse.

Demon Flash Bandit (Equality for Dogs)

Captain Porthos--Soon to be Admiral Porthos!

Mommy and me have been watching the old television show, Enterprise, and I want to tell you that my favorite character on the show is the captain, Capt. Porthos. Capt Porthos is the best captain ever to be put in charge of a starship. If the show was still on the air, I think he would be an Admiral by now. The reason I am so happy to see Porthos as Captain of the Starship Enterprise is that finally, a dog has reached a position of power in Star Fleet. With his outstanding performance, I'm sure other dogs will be put in similar positions of power. Finally, dogs are getting some of the recognition they deserve. It made me happy to watch the show. Enterprise, as usual, you are a great television show.

Demon Flash Bandit (Writing About Captain Porthos)