Movie Review: Snow White and the Huntsman

Today I am going to do a movie review of Snow White and the Huntsman. Obviously, this movie is based on the classic fairy tale, Snow White. In the movie, Snow White's mother died when she was very young. Then her dad married her evil stepmother, and the stepmother killed her dad, and took over the kingdom. She had magic powers and a mirror that always told her she was the "fairest in the land". Snow White was imprisoned in the castle. When she got older, and the mirror said she was fairer than the Queen, the Queen wanted to kill her. Fortunately for Snow White, she managed to escape. The Queen summoned the Huntsman and sent him to find Snow White. The Huntsman has to make the choice to help Snow White or do what the Queen ordered him to do. The movie did not leave out the dwarfs, but they were not named Sleepy, Doc, Sneezy, etc. I won't tell you how the movie turned out and spoil the ending, but I think Snow White would have been better off if she had dogs watching out for her. I always get nervous when humans are the ones you have to depend on....we dogs know how pathetic they are! There were a number of birds killed in this movie and I had to stand up and cheer. It isn't everyday that a dog gets to watch a bird killing movie! I give this movie 4 paws up and a tail wag which is a 7 out of 10 on the human movie scale. It is a very enjoyable movie, and I would recommend it to viewers who enjoy fairy tales.

Demon Flash Bandit (Movie Review: Snow White and the Huntsman)

My New Demonflashbanditmobile!

I have written in past blogs about how I need my own car--a Demonflashbanditmobile. Imagine my surprise today when I see the perfect car for my needs. It is the Monkeemobile. The car is a customized 1967 Pontiac GTO, which is the kind of car that is perfect for me. A dog as cool as myself needs a car that isn't like every other car...it needs to stand out. The Monkeemobile does this. It is on auction at Ebay Motors, and the only problem is that my humans have not agreed to start bidding on it for me since they think that the present $60,000 bid (reserve not yet met) is more than they plan to spend on a car for the family dog. Since I am a dog blogger and the recipient of many dogster diary of the day choices, I do not understand why I have not made gadzillions of dollars myself. I have been told that my blog makes no money. I think this is probably just a ruse and the humans are pocketing my blog money. No wonder they live so well around here. Just yesterday, Mommy ate at White Castle, which is a gourmet, expensive hamburger place. I bet she is living it up on those burgers paid for with my money. I had McDonalds, but that does not count because a dog is not supposed to have to pay for anything. When we make money, it is our money, and should only be spent on important things....like an ascot rawhide so a dog can look classy and still have something to chew on later or a dingo bingo game. I have to go now and look over the humans' financial records. This dog is not going to be cheated out of blog money...surely I get paid for this blog. I have to stay awake to write it. Doesn't that count for something? Here is the link for those who want to see my future car:
http://www.autoblog.com/2012/04/29/ebay-find-of-the-day-1967-pontiac-gto-monkeemobile/?icid=maing-grid7%7Cmain5%7Cdl13%7Csec3_lnk3%26pLid%3D156520

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Blogger)