Some scientists say that birds evolved from dinosaurs. On the other paw, some of the humans think evolution did not happen and some don't think dinosaurs ever existed. I can only imagine life without birds which would be a utopia. However, since birds do exist, if evolution is correct, then birds are some kind of evil hell spawn, and should be killed. I am ready to do my part to rid the world of the evil birds. I just wish the humans would quit helping them by feeding them. The humans should listen to us dogs when we tell them that birds are evil!
Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Birds)