White Fang DVD Winners Announced

I would like to congratulate Khyra and sometimes her mom and Kira for being winners of the White Fang dvd. I just happen to have 2 of them and I decided that both of you deserve to win. Thanks for all your comments! Be sure and contact Mommy--her email address is Donnastansberry@gmail.com with your address so that she can send the prize to you.

Now Burger King has outdone themselves. In addition to delicious burgers, they have toys from the movie Cats and Dog 2: Revenge of Kitty Galore. Be sure and get your toys before they run out. Mommy got the first one Friday when she got my burgers, and my burgers were delicious, as always.



I have written several blogs offering the Queen of England $25.00 to mow my yard. She even wrote me that nice letter back that I shared with my readers. Yet, she still hasn't gotten her royal butt over here to mow the yard. Therefore, I wrote her a letter, and I thought I would share it with my readers.



Dear Queen Lady,

I know that as a member of the royal family, you probably are not used to doing much physical labor, but since you have been having to cut back 7% on your household expenses, you will find that you will have to work a lot harder to survive. Don't think you are alone. The economy has been rough for lots of humans, and their dogs. At least you still have your main job so you can still live well even if you do have to do a few odd jobs to make ends meet. As I have already informed you, the grass is not getting any shorter. Perhaps you need to have your Corgis explain it to you. I could call in someone else who needs money like Jay Leno. He retired and needed money so much that he returned to work and proceeded to make much of the country hate him. That takes guts. I'm sure he would not turn down my lawn mowing offer. If his show continues to slip in the ratings, he might still join the NBC executives in the unemployment line.

I have an added treat for you besides meeting me, Demon Flash Bandit. I am going to take you shopping for some new clothes. I know money is tight, but you are a Queen and should not look like you got your clothing at the Royal Salvation Army. Queens are in charge of the army, but they don't have to buy their clothing from them. I will take you to Meijer, which happens to be a favorite store for my family. It is a bit like Walmart only nicer. Walmart is across the street if you don't find anything you like at Meijer. The advantage to these 2 stores is that you can dress well without having to blow your royal budget.

In fact, I plan to help you with your budget as only regular humans and dogs can. I will teach you to cut coupons out of the newspaper. Believe me, those baked beans will taste a lot better when you have the satisfaction of knowing you saved 10 cents on the can. I would suggest a membership to a place like Costco where you can get the necessities like tea in bulk. You can also buy some nice paper plates and matching cups so that when you have a tea party, you will look classy and still not have to wash that china you probably have. Of course, you have the Corgis to wash the dishes so that might not be an issue for you, and I'm sure they enjoy helping you with them.

I look forward to hearing your reply. You seem like a nice grandmother type person but as most grandmothers would tell you, the grass is not getting any shorter.
Your pal, Demon Flash Bandit





Mommy just finished watching Inglorious Basterds. Mommy had already decided that it didn't look good from its trailer, and the trailer was on target in her opinion. Jeff wanted to see it so she watched it too. Her summation of the movie was that it was okay--nothing to get excited about. Quentin Tarantino is planning to make a new version of the Titanic movie, but in the new one, the ship does not sink. Sorry, I didn't mean to spoil the movie for those of you who are anxious to see the reboot of Titanic. When a dog has advanced information, sometimes he can't help barking about it.



It is time for me to stop writing and mush into the kitchen to see what I'm going to have for dinner. If Mommy is cooking chicken or if I will get Burger King. I'm okay with either one.



Demon Flash Bandit (Congratulating the Giveaway Winner)