Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Cloning Demon Flash Bandit

Yesterday I went to the vet. I wasn't sick but I went in for routine shots and heartworm tests. This is why I am writing this blog. I think the heartworm tests were a ruse to get my blood and clone me. I know some of you might think I am being overly paranoid, but I think it is the only logical conclusion. First, I have never met a worm that I have ever even remotely liked so I have never opened up my heart to a worm. Sure, I'm a nice dog who tends to be loving, but that love does not extend to the worm world. When I entered the vet's office, I was petted and told what a handsome dog I am. Of course, that is just a natural reaction any normal human would have to a dog of my magnificent good looks. The vet took me to the back to take my blood which is where they have their secret cloning lab. I had to go alone so that my humans would not suspect what the true purpose of the so called blood tests would be. Dumb as most of the humans are, a couple of smarter ones might get suspicious particularly when they see the boxes that say, Clone Kit. Sure, I understand why the vet would want clones of me. I am the ultimate in doggy perfection, but I think they should have to have both my permission and the permission of my humans before they can clone me. I don't care how many copies they make, those dogs will never manage to match my intelligence and beauty, but I'm sure they would be super handsome dogs. I just hope they aren't doing it for some kind of Clone Wars. I should have checked their computer system to make sure George Lucas is not involved in their practice.

Demon Flash Bandit (Wants no Part of Clone Wars)


  1. Thanks fur the warning...

    I got my khard a few days ago about it being time fur me too...

    I bet they want me fur my tail ;=)


  2. Wooos Demon! Now I know why they are taking my blood there too, they must be trying to create the superior race, of BeaWootiful huskies!

    ~husky kisses~
    -Kira The BeaWootiful