Thursday, February 17, 2011

Sled Teams are Best

"In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team."

I'm sure many of you are familiar with this opening line from the television show, The A-Team. This made me wonder, what if you have a problem and can't find The A-Team? I came to conclusion that if you can't get The A-Team, you would need to call in the B-Team. I'm not sure how a team of bees would help a situation. Perhaps having them sting the bad guys, particularly if they are allergic to bee stings could solve the problem. However, after doing some research on the Internet, I found that the B-Team is also a couple of humans who did a movie that was released as The Other Guys. The working title for that movie was the B Team. Imagine calling in Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg to solve your problems for you? If they can't solve the problem, at least they will make you laugh, and that makes a problem seem a lot better when seen with a sense of humor.

If they aren't available, then you could call in the C-Team, but if it gets to the point where you have to call in the F-Team, I'd give up. The F-Team never wins because they are failures. I won't even talk about the desperate humans who go through the entire alphabet and call in the Z-Team. When you have to call the Z-Team, it is just sad.

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Will Only Join a Sled Team)

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