The United States Department of Homeland Security has warned citizens to be on the lookout for a zombie apocalypse. Sure, it may sound silly, but according to them, the preparation needed in order to get ready for a zombie apocalypse is the same preparation needed for other problems like hurricanes. My question is: why not just tell the humans to prepare for a possible weather emergency? It would make a lot more sense and would be taken a lot more seriously. This brings me to my own personal Demon Flash Bandit conspiracy theory. Considering that recently, in the news, a man was found chewing the face off another man in Florida and that event was supposedly caused by some kind of drug the hungry guy took. Does it not sound reasonable that perhaps there are zombies out there just waiting for chow down on everyone? I'm guessing other humans have taken the same drug. The government probably does not want to alarm everyone so they are preparing everyone for a zombie apocalypse because they know that eventually, the zombies will be attacking. Of course, they can't fool us dogs--we are too smart for them. If zombies do take over, I plan to teach them how to cook for a dog, and let them take care of me. We dogs are very resilient. For those who want to read more about the warning, here is the link:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/06/homeland-security-warns-the-zombies-are-coming_n_1862768.html
Demon Flash Bandit (Zombie Apocalypse)
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