Monday, September 19, 2011

Make the Play Area for Dogs

Normally I am not a big fan of the Emmy awards, but I have to make an exception for one particular actor. Peter Dinklage. Dinklage won the Emmy for outstanding supporting actor for his role in Game of Thrones on HBO. He thanked his dog sitter, Kitty, for watching his dog, Kevin. Of course, I do wonder how Kevin the dog feels about having a dog sitter named Kitty, but I must give Peter Dinklage credit for having his priorities in order. Most humans don't have enough sense to put their dogs first.

According to the news today, a lady has done some research and found that many fast food play areas for children aren't clean enough. I have a simple solution for this problem. Ban the human puppies from the play areas and let us dogs take over. We dogs love things that the humans think are disgusting so we would have a great time playing there. In addition, we would then be allowed in the restaurants which, as of this time, we aren't--except for service dogs. A dog play area and tasty food all in one building. The dogs who enjoy it would think they had died and gone to heaven!!! Once again, Demon Flash Bandit has solved another human problem. What would the humans do without us dogs to lead the way?

Demon Flash Bandit (Ready to Play)

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