Movie Review: Breakfast in Dead

Movie Review: Breakfast in Dead

This is a movie that I have produced which I think will be one of the most exciting movies to come to the theatre since Furriest Tail of Demon Flash Bandit. The movie is Breakfast in Dead. I will start by revealing the cast:

Officer Smoked Ham...................Jon Hamm
Officer Sliced Bacon................Kevin Bacon
Sgt. Laurence Tiberius ("Cookie Monster Washington)...................Cookie Monster
"Evil" Bird...................................Russell Crowe
"Burned" Fish & Chips.....................Laurence Fishburne
Uggie...................................Uggie
Vegan Bottom.........................Carrot Top
President T-Bone Steak.............Mr. T

This movie, starring Jon Hamm and Kevin Bacon shows two policemen on their pork related adventures. Here is the tagline from the movie poster:

In the future of 1989, 2 cops are teamed up to take down an evil bed and breakfast that is more than meets the eye. (It is a Transchanger--should be Transformer, but for legal reasons, it is Transchanger.) Now it is up to Hamm and Bacon to cap off breakfast....one evil bird at a time. (The bad guys are birds!)

I'm not sure who authorized the tagline because I did not approve it, but I think it was written by Stephenie Meyers, the author of the Twilight Saga. I would have written it a bit differently, but the posters are already printed, and this dog does not like to waste money that I could be spending on dingo bones instead. Watch for this movie at your local theatre!

Demon Flash Bandit (Movie Producer)