Today I am writing about a subject that has been in the news several times recently. That subject is zombie attacks. According to the Center for Disease Control, there is no virus or any other kind of thing that would cause humans to become zombies, but this dog is wondering if they are trying to cover up a major zombie attack. There are just so many stories of humans eating other humans. It isn't like food is in short supply where the attacks occur. There are supermarkets and restaurants which serve much better tasting foods. I can only hope that, if they are covering up zombie attacks, that dogs won't become some zombie's dinner. So far, the reports are only including humans, and I have not read one case of a zombie attacking a dog or of a dog becoming a zombie so this dog can rest easier knowing that those stupid zombies aren't after me. Here is the link to read about all the zombie attacks:
For those of the human persuasion reading this, I would be extra careful for the next couple of weeks.
Demon Flash Bandit (Discussing Zombies)