Since it is summertime, I am going to write about a subject that is important to many of the humans--and that subject is clean cars. Yes, some of the humans go to a great deal of work and expense to keep their cars clean. This makes them feel good to drive around in a clean car. Do the cars stay clean and who is the major culprit in getting them dirty? This is an important question. I'm sure may of you are thinking, isn't it dirt and dust on the highway causing them to get dirty, Mr. Bandit? Sure, there is dust and occasional dirt that, when wet, becomes mud on the highway that does get a car dirty. However, you can wash a car and leave it sitting in your driveway and it can get dirty thanks to the work of my own personal enemy, the birds!!! Sure, you may not realize that birds are the enemy, but believe me, they are! In fact, some humans did a study to find out whether birds prefer to drop their bird bombs on certain color cars, and they do. They prefer to poop on red cars. I don't know about the rest of you, but I hate seeing bird poop on my car. Sometimes they even go beyond the car. The other day I found bird poop in the chair on the porch that I like to sit on.....they know I hate them, and they were after MY chair. You can sit around thinking birds are okay, but if you do, then you are part of the problem. Birds will continue their bombing missions until a concerted effort by humans, dogs, and cats cause them to stop. Remember, you can do something to stop birds from pooping. Dead birds drop no bombs! Dogs, get to work...you can kill a bird and have a snack at the same time. Just ask cats-they've been doing it for years. For those who would like to read the bird poop on car color story, here is the link:
Thanks for reading, and remember, the birds you kill won't poop on your car!
Demon Flash Bandit (Car Color On Which Birds Prefer to Poop)