Movie Review: Breakfast in Dead

Movie Review: Breakfast in Dead

This is a movie that I have produced which I think will be one of the most exciting movies to come to the theatre since Furriest Tail of Demon Flash Bandit. The movie is Breakfast in Dead. I will start by revealing the cast:

Officer Smoked Ham...................Jon Hamm
Officer Sliced Bacon................Kevin Bacon
Sgt. Laurence Tiberius ("Cookie Monster Washington)...................Cookie Monster
"Evil" Bird...................................Russell Crowe
"Burned" Fish & Chips.....................Laurence Fishburne
Uggie...................................Uggie
Vegan Bottom.........................Carrot Top
President T-Bone Steak.............Mr. T

This movie, starring Jon Hamm and Kevin Bacon shows two policemen on their pork related adventures. Here is the tagline from the movie poster:

In the future of 1989, 2 cops are teamed up to take down an evil bed and breakfast that is more than meets the eye. (It is a Transchanger--should be Transformer, but for legal reasons, it is Transchanger.) Now it is up to Hamm and Bacon to cap off breakfast....one evil bird at a time. (The bad guys are birds!)

I'm not sure who authorized the tagline because I did not approve it, but I think it was written by Stephenie Meyers, the author of the Twilight Saga. I would have written it a bit differently, but the posters are already printed, and this dog does not like to waste money that I could be spending on dingo bones instead. Watch for this movie at your local theatre!

Demon Flash Bandit (Movie Producer)

The "Decepticon" Ride

There is a ride in an amusement park in Europe that looks like a scene from a new Transformers movie. When I first saw it, I thought that the Decepticons had masked themselves to look like a ride; and then, once they got humans on the ride, they went insane with it. Seriously, this ride makes most roller coasters look tame in comparison. I don't know why, but the humans are probably lined up to ride this ride. It is almost like the more dangerous it is, and the more likely it is for the humans to die if there is a mechanical failure; the more the humans enjoy the ride. I've said it many times, the humans are idiots. I doubt if you would see dogs line up to ride this thing. We have more sense. I will share the video for those who want so see this crazy ride for themselves:
http://now.msn.com/living/0505-frightening-amusement-park-ride.aspx

Demon Flash Bandit (This Dog Isn't Going to Ride the "Decepticon" Ride