Show Biz Dogs--Porthos and Me

Today I am going to share an interview with a famous actor from the television show, Star Trek Enterprise. This is the first interview that this actor has ever given--his name is Prada and he played Captain Archer's dog, Porthos. The web address is: http://www.startrek.com/article/porthos-had-it-ruff-on-enterprise Porthos was the most important character on Star Trek Enterprise, and I'm not just saying that because I'm also a dog. For those of you who have checked out the Legoland royal wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton, you probably noticed that I am in the front roll seat, but it is inaccurate. That is where I would sit if I were attending, but as my regular readers already know, I refused the invitation when Bo Obama and his humans were excluded from the guest list. I think the nice folks at Lego are just hoping I will change my mind, but I won't. We Siberian huskies are known to be stubborn dogs when we make up our minds about something. I have an exciting announcement to make. I got a personal call from Keanu Reeves asking me to play his dog in the upcoming sequel, Bill and Ted 3. I am very honored to be asked because I thought both movies were excellent. (What else could they be--they were excellent adventures--it says so in the title?) I am thinking it over. I will have to read the script and make sure that I would be paid enough for all that work. Personally, I prefer scripts where I nap while the humans are around me. Napping happens to be a hobby of mine. Anyway, I will let you know more when I find out more myself. I have a feeling that the studio will be too cheap to pay me the millions I require for showing up. I think I should get more money than Charlie Sheen because I'm not insane. Demon Flash Bandit (Show Biz Dog)