Saturday, April 16, 2011

Enjoy the Aroma of Bacon Without the High Cost

The humans have finally gotten the right idea about cologne. This is because fargginay is now offering the delightful scent of bacon in a cologne which you can buy for $36.00. This is the creation of John Leydon, who has 2 different bacon scents from which to choose. There is Bacon Classic, which has a spicy maple aroma and Bacon gold which has a sizzling citrus scent. Both scents have the delightful subtle scent of bacon without dealing with the grease. I know that the humans are finally taking a step in the right direction with scents, but I have a better idea which is also much cheaper. Go the the store and buy a pound of bacon for approximately $3.00. Either cook it or leave it raw and put it in a pocket. You will have the delightful non-subtle smell of bacon and it saves money. It is also handy for a snack if you should get hungry. The grease is nice to lick when you are in the mood to savor the flavor of bacon. I've always said if you want practical advice about how to smell good, ask a dog. We have expert noses, and we give that advice freely--without charge to the humans. What would the humans do without dogs? Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Loves Bacon)

2 comments:

  1. Will there be a peanut butter line too?

    Hugz&Khysses,
    Khyra

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  2. I don't know about peanut butter, but that scent in a cologne is a great idea. Perhaps you should start a line of cologne yourself since you have such great fragrance ideas. I would love to smell like peanut butter myself. Who could resist me?

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