For those of you who have read the news, I was not elected President. It is a sad day for dogs everywhere. I know all my supporters are upset that I did not get elected. However, I think Obama will do a good job, and being President would cut into my naptime so I wish him well. I also know that he has a dog so I'm sure that Bo Obama, first dog, will make sure that he knows the dog point of view on all matters.
I did celebrate election day by having some treats. I had some of those delicious "dots" candies that I enjoy so much. Sure, they aren't Mike and Ikes or Swedish Fish, but they are candy, and I always feel the need to celebrate occasions like election day with candy. I don't just have a sweet tooth--I have a whole mouth full of sweet teeth.
Anyway, I hope everyone is having a pleasant day, and don't worry, I'll probably run for President again in 4 years. This dog does not give up easily.
Demon Flash Bandit (Concession Speech)