I'm sure many of us are familiar with the proverb, "if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and looks like a duck, it must be a duck. Using that logic, when a flashdrive looks like a lollipop and smells like a lollipop, a dog has to assume it is a lollipop. What does a dog do with a lollipop? He takes a bite out of it--or at least that is what this dog does when he finds candy. I didn't get to take a bite out of that wonderful lollipop because the humans stopped me before I could bite into it which was highly annoying because it smelled so tasty. Am I the only dog who thinks that they are just saying it is a flashdrive so they can hoard it for themselves? Have any of you tried a red Swedish Fish candy or a tropical flavor Mike and Ikes? They are a small taste of heaven for a dog right here on Earth. If the dog food companies would substitute their kibble for Mike and Ikes, this dog would endorse their product, but dog food does not taste as good as candy! I highly recommend those two candies to any dogs out there that want something that tastes good. Sure, the humans like them too, but it is about time a dog spoke up to tell other dogs that they are delicious. Those companies do not market their products to dogs, but this dog loves their product immensely. This dog gives them my Demon Flash Bandit salute for making a tasty product!
Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Loves Candy)
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