Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Demon Flash Bandit Is Superdog

Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings with a single bound. Look up in the air, is it a bird? Is it is plane? No It's Superdog. In his alter identity of Demon Flash Bandit,mild mannered reporter for a major metropolitan newspaper (The Livingston Press in Howell, MI), no one supects that he is actually Superdog. Superdog works to make sure that birds die, and what idiot asked if he was a bird? Does that person need glasses? Is Superdog going to have some kick some butt for calling him a bird? When a bird is dropping a bird bomb on an unsuspecting human Superdog will be there. When a bird is tweeting on Twitter about his latest plans for taking over the planet, Superdog will be there. When a bird impersonates a dog and tries to fit in, Superdog will be there. Whenever evil birds show their feathery faces, whenever they sing their evil songs, whenever they try to drop their bird bombs, you can depend on Superdog to be there to fight for truth, just ice (I do love cold things), and the doggy way. The next time you see Demon Flash Bandit, tell him that the world is lucky to have Superdog--but don't tell the bad guys about his alter identity because that would be dangerous!

Demon Flash Bandit (Superdog)

1 comment:

  1. Woooos Demon Flash Bandit, aka Superdog!We have a big bird problem here. Last night on our walkies we met up with a bulldog friend whose Mom was attacked in the head by a big hawk! This is probably the same hawk which has been tormenting our tweety bird by staring at him thorough the window. I think we need your help here!
    ~husky kisses~
    -Kira The BeaWootiful