Thursday, February 9, 2012

Houses Making People (And Dogs) Fat

I can honestly say that I don't have a problem with being fat. I happen to be the right size. My humans can't say the same thing though. This is a problem with many of the humans, and I am happy to be able to solve this problem for them with this blog. I happened upon an article today on the Internet entitled, "Is Your House Making you Fat"? This means that it isn't the humans' fault when they are fat....we now know that the house they are living in is to blame. I have long thought that there is a conspiracy involving houses and other buildings causing problems for the humans, but this is the first time anyone has had the guts to say it. It makes perfect sense to me. I personally have known people that can eat everything in sight and they are thin. Some of the fatter people eat far less than those thin people, and yet they are fat. Now they know that it is their house causing the problem for them. I think that the humans need to sit their houses down and tell them to quit making them fat. Houses know they can get by with it because, up until now, no one suspects that they are the problem. Now that we know, we can make the houses get with the program and quit making the humans (and dogs) fat. I don't think we should stop at houses. If houses have to stop making the humans fat, then other buildings will try to take over. It is about time we tell those buildings that they are in big trouble, and we know what they are up to. I'm glad I am able to stop this problem. Here is the web address so you can read more about houses making people (and dogs) fat:
http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/house-making-fat-163700763.html

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Won't Let Houses Get By With Making Humans and Dogs Fat)

2 comments:

  1. Maybe if the house was made outta bacon it would make 'em fat. OMD - a bacon house! That would be the bestest! Now I'm hungry.

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  2. Hmmmmm, I've always thought it was the food I eat and all the food I give the pups but good to know it's the house, but know to figure out how to make the house stop!

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