This Dog Has Questions

A dog wonders about things from time to time so today I am going to share some of my "questions" with you.

Does a dragon really have the ability to breathe fire? If he does, if I put some burgers on a rock, could he cook them for me? I have never met a dragon so I am very curious about this animal. I don't even think they have dragons in zoos so I would assume he is a mythical creature, but some myths are based on the truth so maybe there once was a dragon. If so, I wonder--are they extinct because they accidentally "roasted" each other?

Why did so many ancient cultures have men wearing robes or as the Romans called them, togas? Had they not discovered pants in those time periods?

Why is it that the board game Candyland doesn't come with candy. Wouldn't you think with a name like Candyland that candy should be part of the game?

Canada uses money with different colors--why don't their citizens buy Monopoly games and use the money from the game?

In the movie, Twilight, the girl has to choose between a vampire and a werewolf. Wouldn't a sensible human be trying to avoid both?

Did the humans decide that chocolate should not be given to a dog so they can hoard all of it for themselves?

Why do fleas exist? I have yet to meet a dog who likes them.

Now that I have shared some of my questions with my readers, you can see that I am a dog who wonders about the world around me. Then I do what we dogs do best--I take a nap!

Demon Flash Bandit (Sharing My Questions and Thoughts)