Birds New Song: Don't Fear the Reaper!

It won't be long until birds are singing their songs and annoying this dog! How many of you have noticed that whenever the birds start singing, the snow melts and the weather gets warmer? If you are a dog who is good at observation, you will realize that it is not a coincidence that these events occur simultaneously. Yes, the birds are responsible for the warmer weather. They start stealing a dog's snow and they get bolder and bolder, and they continue their thefts until there is no snow at all. The weather gets warmer and the birds are singing their happy songs because they are the culprits causing global warming. Humans, who aren't as smart as us dogs, never suspect the birds are the reason for global warming because the birds have been doing it so slowly over the centuries that no one suspects them--except this dog. I have learned to speak fluent bird so I know about their evil plans, and it is my job to warn the humans of this catastrophic possibility.

Fortunately, there is a simple solution that dogs and cats have been doing for years--we like to kill birds. If you are a human who has a dog or cat who has killed a bird, thank your pet and hope that this will thwart the possible reign of terror envisioned by birds. Humans might need to take over with some of the bigger birds. That Big Bird from Sesame Street comes to mind. What possible bird can be that big unless it is the product of genetic engineering? Who would have thought that birds would be experimenting with genetic engineering? Remember, the only good bird is a dead bird!

Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Who Hates Birds)