Kiyosha Kimura, president of Kizomura Co. bought the world's most expensive tuna--a bluefin tuna caught off the coast of Japan. The tuna cost $736,700. This makes me wonder if they caught Charlie, the StarKist commercial tuna. He is always trying to get caught by doing things in good taste only to hear, Star Kist does not want tunas with good taste--they want tunas that taste good. However, Charlie is a celebrity tuna so I can understand if the humans ever do decide to catch him, that he might cost a lot of money. How many humans can say they own Charlie, the StarKist tuna? I bet that is quite a status symbol among the wealthy. If you happen to run into the $736,700. tuna, be sure and ask if his name is Charlie. If not, maybe it is one of Charlie's friends, and he will tell you that Charlie sent him.
Demon Flash Bandit (Talking About Charlie Tuna)