I am very excited to talk about a new show that is going to be premiering on television soon. It is about a veterinarian diagnostician named Dr. Doghouse. I have gotten permission to share one of the upcoming episodes with my readers:
In this episode, a dog is admitted to the veterinary hospital. The dog's tail won't wag which, as all dogs know, is a serious medical condition. If a tail doesn't wag, how can a dog wag his tail? The dog is met by a team of veterinarians who work for Dr. Doghouse because Dr. Doghouse does not personally see patients. Dr. Doghouse only took the case because it is interesting. Hospitals do not treat patients unless the condition is interesting. Dr. Doghouse finally comes by to see the patient in this situation because he is so intrigued by the symptoms. He sniffs the dog's butt, and checks over the tests, and finds that the dog has lazytailitis. He fixes the problem and the dog goes home feeling good and wagging his tail.
I don't know about the rest of you, but this program should be a big hit among the humans!
Demon Flash Bandit (Writing About Dr. Doghouse)