The humans sometimes try to dress elegantly. Some of them do a good job of it, but no matter how hard they try, this dog thinks none of them will ever look quite as elegant as Mr. Peanut. With this in mind, I am wondering why more fashion magazines don't dedicate more photo space to Mr. Peanut. Don't you think that the men who look over the magazines would see Mr. Peanut and try to emulate his look so they too would look successful and happy? Business men could take a lesson from him. For example, wouldn't you trust a car salesmen who greets you looking like Mr. Peanut? I know I would. Mommy met Mr. Peanut once when she was young at a store in downtown Chattanooga, TN. He was very polite, and it was a big thrill to meet such a famous man. If she were older, perhaps she would have gotten his autograph or peanutograph. I think if school principals dressed like him, they would get a lot more respect from the students. I haven't met any real peanuts dressed like him, but I'm sure there must be a few of them out there. If you meet any, tell them Demon Flash Bandit thinks they are cool. I'm sure they will ask you who Demon Flash Bandit happens to be. Tell them that he is a successful dog.
Demon Flash Bandit (Mr. Peanut: Gentleman)