According to the meteorologists, the weather here is going to be hot at least through Memorial Day. As many of my readers may already be aware, I am a Siberian Husky and I do not like the weather when it gets hot. Therefore, when I hear a lousy report like this one, I get annoyed. If I had my way, winter, that lovely season of ice and snow, would never end. Alas, Mother Nature is not a Husky and therefore, she has a mind of her own. I know that many of you might just ask, Demon Flash Bandit, why not just turn on the air conditioner? Sure, central air does help the situation, but a dog likes to go outside occasionally, and short of the government having the good sense to enclose everything in a giant dome that will keep the entire country a specified temperature, a dog gets hot when he goes outside. I am not the kind of dog to sit around hoping that things get better. I tend to take matters into my own paws and solve the problems that arise. I like to lay down, and make it look like I'm taking a nap, but I am actually solving world problems while I lay there quietly, and this problem was no exception. Yes, I have solved the problem and the weather will soon be nice and chilly-just like I like it without having to resort to air conditioning. The plan is so simple even a cat can do it. I went into the other room, and got the calendar. I started pulling months off the calendar. I started with May--yes May is over. We don't need June or July either. August is definitely out since it tends to be really hot in August around here. I decided that I should move right on to October. I'll let the humans have a couple of weeks of warmer temperatures before we get to November. This plan not only works well from the standpoint of improving the weather, but there are no gift giving occasions around here in the upcoming months so why not move right on to November so I can get some birthday presents. A dog can always use some new toys and dingo bones. There is no need to thank me for this idea. I am happy that I was able to come up with a plan that makes life so much better for myself and my readers.
Demon Flash Bandit (Dog With Ideas)
Wooos! I like woo plan Demon, although here in Florida, we need to eliminate March thru November too, It does not get too nice here until December, lovely swimming weather then....
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-Kira The BeaWootiful
Kira, I have visited your state in July, and you have my sympathy. It was too hot there. Mommy is planning to move there in a couple of years, and this dog does not approve, but I don't think my peeps are listening to my suggestions of Alaska.
ReplyDeleteAgain, that was a comment from me, Demon Flash Bandit, not Mommy. It think this computer is out to get me.
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