Once upon a time a little girl who we will called Jenny to protect her real identity decided that she liked the "Care Bears" so much that she was going to go and visit them. I can understand her feelings on the subject. She saw them on television, and they were loving and cute in their little rainbow colors. However, Jenny had never been to Carebearland before, so she really didn't know what to expect. She took off to see the world and find the Care Bears. She had not travelled long until she found some bears, but they weren't rainbow colors because they were either black or brown. They didn't seem to be in such a good humor either. They had giant claws, and growled at Jenny. Jenny decided to give up her plans to go to Carebearland and she immediately returned home. I was glad to see her, and I think she gained a whole new appreciation for dogs after her bear experience. This is why you don't see dogs go out looking for bears. We are way too smart!
Demon Flash Bandit (Dogcareland would be better)