This will be a short blog today because I was up early this morning. I was woke up by the humans at 8:00AM this morning. I looked out expecting to see dawn, but the sun was already up. It must come up before 8:00 o'clock which means that the sun is definitely not a dog because, if the sun were a dog, it would get up later. Personally, I hate to wake up before noon. Because I am so tired from rising so early, I have to take a nap. How do the humans who get up early to go to work do it? I am lucky we dogs aren't expected to hold down jobs. They do not sound like they are fun at all.
Demon Flash Bandit (Tired Dog)