I know that it is unusual for a human to be intelligent, and even then, they are never as smart as a dog. However, I think that the smart humans with advanced degrees are really pushing it when they get a Phd. I just don't see the need to brag about how they pee in high definition. I think peeing is something that is not really necessary to brag about in the first place, and all of us dogs pee in high definition. We just don't see the need to brag about it like the humans. I do realize that, for the humans, that is probably one of the highest achievements that they will ever reach, but it still sounds silly to brag about it. Don't even get me started on the humans like Henry II who feel the need to brag about his ability to poop. Hasn't he read the book, Everyone Poops (Except Demon Flash Bandit)? Dogs understand the humans pride....most dogs not only poop, but turn it into art. Sure, it is sad that the humans are so inferior to dogs, but that is the way it is, has always been, and it has always worked great for us dogs. Watching the humans lives is like an all day sit-com for us. Everything they do is hilarious, and they are so proud of themselves for the silliest things.
Demon Flash Bandit (Thinks Humans are Silly)