Since the humans won't allow a dog to drive a car, I have decided that I should become a farmer so that I can drive a tractor. I think it would be fun for a dog to sit up on the tractor and drive it around. I probably wouldn't bother with using it for plowing and stuff because that wouldn't be fun. However, just driving it around the farm would be a lot of fun. On the other paw, maybe plowing and planting a garden might not be a bad idea. I could plant a small area with lettuce and carrots for my rabbit pals. Then I could plant the rest in meat for us dogs. I wonder how long it takes a hamburger plant to mature. I think the waiting would be the hard part, but I could always drive the tractor around the place while I wait on my hamburger to grow. I think I would wait until they were double pounder burgers. Why pick a burger when it is only 1/4 pound? I have to go now and do some research on tractors. I think I might get one of those John Deere tractors.
Demon Flash Bandit (Dog Farmer?)