Now is the time of year when turkeys can become turkeys again. In early November, many of them put on disguises to avoid being Thanksgiving dinner's main dish. Some humans don't eat the traditional pizza. They serve turkey instead. As you know, you can depend on me to keep my readers informed. In my research, I have learned that they disguise themselves as peacocks. Turkeys dress up for Halloween trick or treating. I was surprised because I didn't think turkeys would be smart enough to use their costumes to get candy. If a peacock shows up at your door on Halloween. It was probably a turkey.
Then they stay in costume until after Thanksgiving. By now, in dogs whose households did serve turkey, the humans should be tired of leftovers by now. A dog's job is to eat the leftover bird meat before the humans have to eat turkey hash. Sure it is a sacrifice to eat the rest of the turkey, but we love our humans. Therefore we make the sacrifice for them. There should be a special medal for us dogs. The humans are so lucky to have us.
Demon Flash Bandit (Dog)