Recently, I was watching Animal Planet. Usually I enjoy their programming, and recommend it to my many readers. Most of their shows involve cute animals doing silly things or animal rescues. However, 2 shows do not conform to most of their programmimg descriptions. One show is called Monsters Within, and one shows the inner workings of a snake rescue. Some humans not only rescue snakes, but they also provide treatment and offer sanctuary. Why? We are talking about a snake. Have the humans lost their sense or have they ever had any? Many dogs think the humans need dogs for our wisdom. A few humans even have a pet snake. I think pets should be furry and cute. The ridiculous part is that some snakes are poisonous and can kill a dog or a human. If it is unsafe to pet a snake, then it is not meant to be a pet. By the way, in the Bible, the snake lied to Eve. God told the snake he was a jerk, Therefore, snakes are evil.
The other show, Monsters Within, is about parasites and their effect on humans. I would like to know why parasites star in their own show when a cute dog like me has no show. In addition, parasites have no talent. On the other paw, I am very talented. Also, no one has ever thoigjht parasites are entertaining, and I would not class them as animals. I bet Animal Planet is probably run by humans. Dogs should be in charge.
Demon Flash Bandit (Dog)