Just in time for Christmas, a candy company has released candy canes with new flavors. Those exciting new flavors are gravy, bacon, and pickle. Don't tell me there isn't a dog running that company. I don't think the humans have enough common dog sense to learn. (We tried to teach them, but they have little, human size brains). I know many times when I have time to contemplate flavors, bacon comes to my mind. Some people prefer their bacon cooked until it is crispy and some prefer it cooked less. Personally, I love it whethet it is cooked or uncooked. Yes, I would eat raw bacon if I had the opportunity. My humans make me wait until it is cooked. My mom started purchasing it already cooked. I am guessing that a dog was the bacon marketing consultant. Pre-cooked can be eaten in the car on the way home from the store.
I'm also sure that gravy was the brainchild of a dog. Gtravy makes everything better. I want to try it over bacon. You know there was one human in tjhe group. He came up with the stupid picklle flavor. It must be sweet pickles because dill are kind of sour. It has to be sweet to be candy. If of tastes sour, it is uncandy.
Demon Flash Bandit (Tasteful Dog)