As most of my readers already know - Trump won the election. It is customary for the losers to offer a conciliatory speech. I have no intention of doing so because this election was rigged. This is why dogs never win, and the humans keep being allowed to run things. Does Trump even have a dog?
I do want to thank all the dogs who voted for me. In my next run in 2020,I am going to learn from Trump who made promises he can' t fulfill I'm taking it a step further and state that if I am elected to office, i will fix the health care system and save billions. How? I will negotiate a deal that no one can get sick. As usual, my plan Is genius. I will banish death. Being a asuccessful business dog, I am sure I can negotiate with the Grim Reeper to keep everyone alive. Vote for me in 2020.
Demon Flash Bandit (Dog)
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